| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have two foursomes |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Starting just after 8 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Teeing off the front |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Anderson set up some betting action. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And with your high handicap, you could actually win. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great. Looking forward to |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | getting away from my friggin’ family for a few hours. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Joe, bruh… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It’s, uhh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It’s gonna pour and you suck at playing in rain. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We all know this to be true. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room unless you’ve seen me shoot under 105. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I HATE PLAYING IN RAIN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Clubs slip from my hands and I get cold |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now I’m stuck with these fucking kids again! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I just wanted to day drink and rip butts |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But now I’m stuck at home |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Doing chores and getting nagged at |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And while I’d love to watch sports or something |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I’m gonna be forced to watch Bluey on repeat |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bluey is a fine show, dude |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN YOU MOVE INTO MY HOUSE FOR FUCKS SAKE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I could talk to my wife again about swapping |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That’s not what I meant, you dimwit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just wanted to golf! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All Saturday it was kids shit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And next weekend is my wife’s birthday and Mother’s Day |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I’ll be lucky if I get to beat off in the shower! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All weekend it’s gonna be about her and her bullshit. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This was supposed to be my escape and chance to let loose like the degenerate I am. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Golf and gambling - my two loves! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not happening because god decided to make it pour buckets up here. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So now it’s just chores and Bluey. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | While I have to hear about summer camps and debate paint colors |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | “Do you like Alpine Mist, or Nantucket Seagrass?” |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Like I give a fuck. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They’re all light fucking green and nobody cares at all. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I could be hi fiving after making a 30 foot birdie putt on hole 4 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Actually, who am I kidding? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I never hit that fucking green in two. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | McGregor with its elevated greens and white stakes. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s all set, the pool will be open soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | In truth, it doesn’t really matter. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just wanted to play, I guess. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Get some fresh air. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Probably not happening though. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So, I’ll just have to submit to my family’s wishes and not be selfish for a day. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe it’s for the best, right? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let’s all go to the McGregor Pub tonight. |
