| 00:00 - 00:05 | So guys, we need to save money and quickly |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Now, now I need my pay rise |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We have too many support staff it's ridiculous |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So I thought of a great idea, it's this |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Let's reduce the science technician salary |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And then |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | And then |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I thought even better, let's fire them all |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Yes |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Let's just say we are running out of money they won't care |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | teachers can just get their own stuff |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | put this in a tray and wheel it in |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | who cares if a teacher blows a kid up |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I'll be in the Caribbean |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | We'll just blame the tech |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | even though there isnt one |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Teachers have free periods no? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | So they can prep and clear up. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Everyone wins. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | 5 star hotel here I come! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Thank you technicians for prepping my holiday |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Problem solved |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But enough as we have other problems |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The issue of open evenings we need fun stuff |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Oh we will have fun |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | We will book a clown |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | To dress up |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | as a technician |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | and do some circus stuff |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | like juggling some flasks |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | with acid or something |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Then |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We will not pay them because it wasn't safe |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | That's my next holiday paid for |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | It was that easy |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I am SLT |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | The techs said you will need someone |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Who cares |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | just put things on trolleys |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do you think this decision is safe |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Nobody died yet so as far as I know it's ok |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Theres CLEAPSS we just give them a ring and hang up |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | problem solved |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But also |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I am planning on cutting down on teachers |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Watch this space. |
