| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have gone over the coaches film |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is our opinion that |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our blocking has improved |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In both the running and passing game |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We feel the line is solid as ever |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about shotgun? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Whitehair's able to snap? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yeah, about the shotgun |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Whitehair... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Whitehair sucks at shotgun snaps |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And he can't block anything |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Eberflus, Getsy, and Morgan, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You bunch of fucking idiots! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I wanted to cut him back in the summer! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We could've saved a shit ton on the salary cap! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I listened to you fools and look where we are! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fields is getting murdered! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can he throw when he's on his ass!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These clowns couldn't block a gang of toddlers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The melt like snowmen in the middle of July! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But PFF says the numbers are good! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK PFF! My QB is getting ragdolled!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ryan, it's all about the HITS principle. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jesus Christ that HITS bullshit is pure nonsense! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT"S HORSESHIT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am trying to fix this team |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I came from Kansas City, a winning team |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It's not that hard to do, draft the right guys |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Coach them up and put them in position to succeed!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And here I am with the three stooges for a coaching staff! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Every other week HR is firing somebody else! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And don't even get me started on George! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That guy should be selling shoes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want to turn this thing around more than anything! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But what can i do with this roster? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can only make so many changes in an offseason! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Bears fans deserve much better! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Change doesn't take place overnight |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If nothing else, I got rid of that worthless human waterbed |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sam Mustipher once and for all! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Sam, Olin Kreutz still loves you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This rebuild is a motherfucker |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least we have 2 number ones next year, not that you'll coach them |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You clowns are done |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This season is shot |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll be here, I'll get the coach I want, no HITS, no HR bullshit, none of that crap |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You guys will be parking cars |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bear down! |
