| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's confirmed Dan is leaving Grogtalk |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | His last show |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Will be here at the Hilton |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After that we don't know what happens |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | James might put a beard on his dog |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This might be a bluff |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He just wants a payraise |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's an unpaid position |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He doesn't make a cent |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't like Tom Bombadil should clear out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this be happening? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What do you mean he doesn't get paid? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What is my five dollars a month going to? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll execute everyone who wasn't on Patreon |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now what happens? A bearded dog? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I just got in the habit of waking up early |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even though they're always starting late |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Next thing you know there won't be a show at all! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, a lot of people will want the spot! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Really? Who will say "Booo" the same? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's possible they could use the soundboard! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The soundboard? It will remind me of the golden years! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Replacements? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Remember News Radio after Hartman? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Lovitz stunk up the whole set! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Remember Coy and Vance Duke? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It worked one time on Bewitched and that's it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Mark my words, they're going to get some 5E playing scrub |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They'll work for peanuts because they all live at home |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Instead of MadLibs it will be teifling bard story hour |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The chemistry can't be replicated |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The two headed giant is a perfect metaphor |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They tower above those losers in Critical Role |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | First the Knight of the Winds says he's staying home |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And now Dan is leaving the show |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Next thing you know, Dorso will require character background stories |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is worse than the introduction of non weapon proficiencies |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who will do the voices on Artifact Roadshow? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | James hates Gnomes. Goodbye Gnome Realms |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I bet they keep the Gnomes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least Menion is doing new episodes |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And there's that Jason guy with the movie reviews |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But Saturdays |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They'll never be the same |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I still cry when I remember when Chrissy leaving Three's Company |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I break down at Grogcon |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll take it out on Russia |
