| 00:00 - 00:03 | Thank you Troystory for hosting a guild meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to pick the very first wielder |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of Ashbringer of Spectrum |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Here is a list of the candidates and what they have contributed to the guild |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Please review carefully and let me know what you think. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I noticed "Troy" isnt on the list. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The list must be redone. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Troystory |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | "Troy" |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | "Troy" is just one of your 30 alts. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I'm not sure "Troy" is the best pick. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need all "valid" candidates that come prepared for raid to leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | "Troy" will be the next Ashbringer! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have made spreadsheets! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Every week I must remind everyone |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | to sign up, to SR, to use a monitor! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Half of these people use typewriters! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I cannot fathom how this list was made! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Remake the list and make sure |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | no retards like Ryy, Saux, or Oryx are on it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Troystory your paladin is an alt who has no gear! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN RUN ME THROUGH NAX AT RANK ONE SEAL!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Troystory that isnt fair to the rest of us! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont care whats fair! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want Ashbringer! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Everyday, I put up with shit talkers, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "your mom jokes," "NEW" raid strats, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Listening to multiple people talk over my soft voice. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then when we are on a roll, October laughs which makes everyone else laugh |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Our retarded mages pulling agro and dying. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My pally is the glue that holds Spectrum together. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Oryx! Dont make me laugh. He is retarded! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You guys are giving me cancer. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had Atiesh in classic, I will have Ashbringer! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My paladin needs it, I need it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fucks sake! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You guys have no actual Idea |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How stressful it is to AFK on 3 accounts. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I'll make a spreadsheet |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and point out every stressful POINT! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then you will all see my pain, my struggles! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok October, you can laugh at funny people |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am disappointed in this list, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | in all of you for forgetting my 6th alt. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Such a shame. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ill get attuned to Naxx |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ill be the best retard paladin in this guild. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We dont need Ryy, Morbid, Oryx, Saux. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now leave, I need to microwave my hotpockets. |
