| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein fuhrer, I'm pleased to announce |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | that your private motorcar |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | has now passed its MOT |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There were not even any advisories |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You can pick it up here on the 16th September |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's grand, I'll go for a nice drive |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | somewhere into North Wales |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, the Welsh first minister |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mark Drakeford has now decreed |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | that in every 30mph limit all across Wales |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you know have to drive at no more than 20mph! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you who are compliant to the World Economic Forum GET OUT! but slowly! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MARK DRAKEFORD! He's ruined everything |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Drakeford's worse than Stalin! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 20mph! I could walk to get in the car quicker than that! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Drakeford he doesn't even drive |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If I have to do 20mph it's worse than the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'll tell you what this is really all about |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They want you to own nothing and be happy |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But fuhrer, you could walk or cycle instead |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Or get the bus? That'll be 20mph too you fool! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But fuhrer, at 20mph nearly all survive when you hit them! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IT'S NOT ABOUT SAFETY YOU SHEEP! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY JUST WANT YOU OUT OF YOUR CAR! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Drakeford's nothing but a total Hitler! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And from me that's saying something! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 20mph right to the edge of town |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | not even just past schools and hospitals |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | even on dual carriageways and through industrial estates! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | driving will become nothing but a frustrating chore! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The 15 minute cities will be next! all thanks to Drakeford who is the new STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Soon there will be no freedom left |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They're doing it in the Wirral too, 20mph end to end! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Drakeford said it'll only add a minute to my journey. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He obviously hasn't been nowhere anywhere near Buckley, but I have! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's been 20mph there for a year, and nobody keeps to it anyway! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All they really want to do is rinse you through the cameras and fines! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Anybody who has to drive for a living |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They'll have to stick to it because they're on a black box |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even Amazon deliveries are going to start turning up 10 o clock at night! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry dear, the Welsh economy will crash and no one will need anything from Amazon! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | When I was young and used to go to art class |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought things were going to get more liberated and free in the future |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That is why I built all those autobahns! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But Drakeford will probably make the A55 a 30 next! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I always knew he was a little Hitler |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | When he made that big wide Queensferry by pass a 50 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And said it was to reduce noise, near an RAF camp and industrial estate! |
