| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have loaded up all our resources and men. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | into a single craft headed towards the area of operation. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | piloted by Field Marshall Doc Orion. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | he had all the beer and ammunition as well. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | this was the best plan we could come up with.. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | is this a joke? Doc Orion a pilot? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | loaded with everything we need to make it thru the war? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commander Figgy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Doc Orion... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Doc Orion crashed not long after take off... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | apparently he cant fly worth a shit.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Im going to ask Adventman and Unlucky and the rest of the ground forces to leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the FUCK do you mean you put Doc Orion in a pilot seat! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that ground fucker couldnt pilot single seater if the universe depended on it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | have you ever seen a ground monkey operate anything with more then two buttons? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | you fucking ruined us! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | shhh |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we even made warning signs with fucking crayons to keep Doc Orion away from aircraft. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | you stupid mother fuckers cant even read a fuckign sign! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | i seen picos from Microtech who suffereced less retardation |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Commander Figgy i take full responsibility and will submit to execution immediately |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | shut that fuckin sweedish pie hole your not loggin out that easy mother fucker |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commander Figgy, if its ok i will palce all blame on the water boy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | we cant blame the fucking waterboy, hes been dead a week already |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | i dont even have an assisstant to pick up those pencils anymore... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | First we lost the water boy, then we lost the ammunition and beer |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and now my fucking pencils all over the fucking ground |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | whos fucking dick do i got to suck to get a drink around here |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | who the fuck ate my ham sandwhich out of the fucking fridge today! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | where the fuck is Brabbit! hes never around when im yelling at people! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | sometimes i just want to yell at that retarded bastard |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but i only have you dumb asses to yell at |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | at least i have you dumb asses to yell at... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | man, Doc Orion was my favorite to yell at and hes gone now.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | fucking gone like the pimple i had removed from my ass |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Cocksuckers! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | you fucking cocksuckers will never come close to the level that retarded ground monkey ment to me... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | its not like we can just go find another corrupt lazy field marshall |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we have to grow those fuckers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with hookers and blow, hookers and blow! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | so much hookers and blow! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok Evil, stop crying |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we can still fix this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | il bite the bullet and pay for his cloning |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you fuckers can come up with some credits for hookers and blow |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | not just any blow, he wants the expensive plutonium nyborg from Microtech |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the hookers are going to be jsut as expensive! trust me! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we are going to be mining for a long long time |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | call Professor Rhyte |
