| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, a few of our new apps have been suspended |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The reason they gave says |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you are Yobi Mobi |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Somehow they can tell we are the same people |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even though we renamed the app on a new account |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Lets run a virus scan and see what it says |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It will clear this up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the virus scan shows |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the virus scan says reachmobi in the file paths |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the upload keys were not enough |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you arent Justin, Andi, Mitch, or Nicole - leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why is this the same for all apps? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I want those file names changed yesterday |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How could you ruin the August of apps like this? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Suspension September wasnt in our plans |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I want more new apps created and all reachmobi references deleted |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Make everyone change everything that has the lettesr R and M in it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No longer will be be sharing code across studios |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You are all on your own |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir you insisted we all share and do things the same since day 1 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You told them who are you for fucks sake |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I had to use my ID, I am the ASM after all |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I am only in charge of money |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and even I know that is regarded |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | By the way I hired 3 new people in the last 2 weeks |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Surely more people will help google realize we are real |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now make me more new apps and dont you dare get them suspended |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This google outage has gone on too long |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want heads to roll, who did this to us? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We had such a great business model |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How else will people personalize their phones without us |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This company is my dream |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted to help people |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We will have to redo the PA office to save face |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If we spend a million on that office, nobody will worry |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I cant hide this from the investors forever |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Please fix this shit show immediately |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We can barely afford these degenerates soda habits |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No more happy hour, no more Christmas party |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We lost 30% GP this month alone |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, he still had me plan the party in December |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Google is onto us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Surely they have some crazy AI watching us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This time Nicole, use someone elses license to create the account |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe they saw you on Yobi |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But dont worry we will blame the file names |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And not a god damn soul will tell anyone differently |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Find me a October app related pun |
