| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, it appears Kaldas laid a trap |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | for you and Stothart, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | inviting you to the NPC. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In hindsight Sir, he's as cunning as a shithouse rat. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Reporters even knew your escape plan. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Stothart? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Where the f..k is Wade Stothart? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stothart ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stothart, were not sure, we think ... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he's In a NACC interview. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except legal, public affairs, my aide de camp, and go find Stothart. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the hell does this 'Royal |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Commission' think they are anyway?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This 'transparency and accountability' BS from Albanese?!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We gave them the Brereton inquiry to ... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | [Natasha Fox sobbing] |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ... keep us out of the Hague, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | then Albanese made him the NACC! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The whole plan was genius. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, and the virtue signalling! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The virtue signalling?!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the glossy brochures! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course! The glossy brochures on the |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | diversity campaign! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The R U OK days! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Yellow t-shirts, coffee mugs, TV ads, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | youtube videos! For crying out loud we also |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | gave them a compulsory purple t-shirt day at ADFA! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | [Natasha Fox still sobbing] |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You! Legal officer! You said the lawyers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | would pull out every trick in the book! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Public interest immunity! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Parliamentay privilege! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They send us subpoenas, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | polite letters asking |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | for the documents. Trying to find where the bodies are hidden! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Keep stalling them until this Royal Commission is over and we |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | go back to business as usual! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "This plan can't fail Sir" is what you told me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Kaldas called out that BS yesterday! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Natasha, you'll still be CDF. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We even convinced Marles, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Keogh and Thistlethwaite it wasn't happening. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Didn't we? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But now, it's over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You'll have to go and brief them on the new plan. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That Stothart sycophant? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Throw him under the bus. |
