Hitler reacts to PHPSTORM
22 views • 9/13/2023
Hitler is not happy about PHP Storm's growing popularity. He wants his code coverage.
00:00 - 00:03 | It appears that PHP Storm has |
00:04 - 00:05 | grown in popularity |
00:05 - 00:07 | amoung the Germans |
00:08 - 00:12 | it has quickly become the defacto standard |
00:12 - 00:15 | php IDE for Germany and other countries |
00:17 - 00:19 | Visual Studio Code can do |
00:19 - 00:21 | everything PHP Storm can though? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuher |
00:27 - 00:28 | Code coverage |
00:31 - 00:33 | Code coverage does not work in V code |
00:34 - 00:36 | Code coverage and pcov support |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who already has phpunit coverage working, leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | VISUAL STUDIO CODE |
01:15 - 01:17 | IS THE BEST DAMN PHP IDE |
01:18 - 01:23 | ANYONE who doesn't use visual studio code is an idiot |
01:25 - 01:28 | even that dumb girl in the blue shirt |
01:29 - 01:31 | could use Visual Studio Code |
01:31 - 01:34 | I build enterprise applications |
01:34 - 01:37 | using DDD principles |
01:37 - 01:40 | and I can't get a little php coverage! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you could try PHP Storm |
01:42 - 01:46 | PHP STORM COSTS $250 THE FIRST YEAR! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuher, it gets cheaper the next year |
01:48 - 01:52 | VS CODE IS FREE |
01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S FREE!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I built entire applications |
01:57 - 02:00 | on VS Code and plugins |
02:00 - 02:03 | and PHPSTORM is GARABAGE |
02:04 - 02:08 | That lady in the blue shirt tried to get me |
02:08 - 02:13 | to use PHP STORM and it crashed MY MACHINE! |
02:14 - 02:16 | ALL I WANT IS SOME Code Coverage |
02:17 - 02:21 | Code Coverage and an easy INSTALLER! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I need a coffee |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'll write my own php coverage plugin |
02:34 - 02:36 | how difficult can it be? |
02:41 - 02:42 | I'll fire up GCC |
02:43 - 02:47 | COMPILE THIS CRAP MYSELF! |
02:48 - 02:53 | You guys can switch to PHP Storm |
02:54 - 02:56 | if you really want |
02:56 - 02:59 | I'm staying on my VS CODE |
03:00 - 03:02 | That lady in the blue shirt can beta test for me |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, you can use pcov in command line |
03:14 - 03:16 | Does anyone here want to use my plugin? |
03:19 - 03:23 | It'll be free just like VSCode |
03:25 - 03:26 | Free... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Where is my coffee? |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going for a walk |
03:46 - 03:49 | You guys deal with this crap |
03:53 - 03:56 | Code coverage... |
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