| 00:00 - 00:03 | Routes have gone live |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And there is a new quest line |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Walking routes gets buddy bonuses |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And we can find Zygarde Cells |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But there are no routes in town or the high st |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, I guess |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we can just walk around the park again |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Community Ambassador.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The park.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The park has no routes approved either |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nothing in Highbury Park either |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Spark, Blanche, Candela & Willow |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Submit a route? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I walked all round the neighbourhood! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For 6 weeks its been in review |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I didn't tell anyone |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | because they said it was a big secret |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I walked round in the fucking rain |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they said "discover the world" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "in an all new way" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The event will have a shiny yungoos |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yungoos? Fucking Yungoos |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's useful for some limited meta PVP |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't talk to me about fucking PVP |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is postcards all over again |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Keep an eye out on routes" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "you might discover a zygarde cell"? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Follow a route to its end for the first time" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "And you could earn a fucking badge"? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "earn a buddy heart" From what? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There's nothing in the nearby menu |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | no decent raids, no routes, just fucking starly |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I bought a GoPlus+ you know |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It tracks my sleep, but I feel the vibration in my pocket |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And robot pikachu speaks to me in my dreams |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This fucking game |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I swear John Hanke has it in for me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I submitted 4 routes round here |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hatched 47 eggs and didn't get a larvesta |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I've not got a female salandit, or a shiny pawniard |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now there is a squirtle make up day?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No-one can make you play squirtle make up day |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Hear us Niantic |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm not spending a penny more on this goddamn game |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My masterball |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My kid opened my game |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They spent all my coins on buying stickers in the shop |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and used my masterball |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | On a girafarig |
