| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we calculated the amount of money |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | due the pilots |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for their wet lease |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | payments for 2022, and as instructed, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we did jack shi*t about it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Alright, so why are you |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | bothering me with this. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.............. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner in the IT Department not only sent it out, |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | but he sent the 2020 amount out to boot. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Flt Management, IT, and Krebs, the Crew Bus driver. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have to be sh*%ing me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | First, I told you not to send out any wet lease |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | payments to those over paid trash haulers! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I said throw them a bone and give the Union |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | some money to help publish the pocket calendar, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | not send them a wet lease payment! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I knew some Boomer on Jetflyers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | would discover this mistake! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we underestimated the Boom...... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Underestimated! They're Boomers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jetflyers has lot of Gen Zers on there too! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Gen Zers? The only wet thing they know |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | is wetting their pants! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We had these dogs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | right where we wanted them. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Complaining about lie flat seats, trip revisions, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | substitution, expense reports not closing out for fu*ks sake! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I was just about to cancel Scooby Snacks for domestic flyers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and give them to the whores on the Triple instead! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The people in charge of deicing here could have done a better job than you idiots! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now we have to pay them the full 2022 amount! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | There goes my MBO! My fourth wife |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | is going to be so pissed! |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | I'll never get to fly the Panda flight now! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They'll probably give it to some Atlas crew! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And forget taking over narrating the LMS videos like I wanted! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Back to 75 training now! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I wanted the Triple so bad! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sh*t, they might even send me to the Bus! |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | Don't cry, I'd be pissed too, but the bus isn't going to be here forever. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Just send them the full amount |
| 03:17 - 03:23 | but don't add the interest in, those dumb shi*ts will never know. |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | Don't tell the new hire class either, |
| 03:29 - 03:33 | Just tell them be glad they're not at Southwest. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Does anyone know where the new Democrate lot is? |
| 03:46 - 03:52 | That's where I'll have to park now that I fuc#ed this up. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate the pilots on Jetflyers. |
