| 00:00 - 00:03 | So you fucked up and didn't |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | jump on the bandwagon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for the first shipment |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It took a week for the NES to sell out |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | all over Australia |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So I missed out on the other shipments? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How could this be? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The website... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It couldn't handle the load, Sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You missed out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who got one in the first shipment, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I made it to checkout |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am a level 4, for Christ's sakes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why did I not get priority? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is unacceptable |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have spent thousands of dollars |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | over the years. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They demand loyalty, and this is the thanks I get? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Target will release more soon |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's not the point! I wasted so much time |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, they have an Atari |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No one cares about the fucking Atari. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's the NES everyone wants! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I took a break from this war to try and secure one. I'm a busy dictator, you know. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's bad enough that EB have a monopoly |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | on the exclusives at the best of times |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but this really takes the cake! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I forgave them for lying about the Gears Harley |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and Song of the Deep |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But this, this is unacceptable! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're all over EBay |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want the resellers liquidated |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | filthy little shits. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why didn't the Level 4s get priority? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Are there too many of us now? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How did I not see this coming? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They anticipated 30000 people |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and they underestimated greatly |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm glad they're not in charge of military operations. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he doesn't know you sold one on EBay |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the biggest stuff up yet |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | "oh noes" isn't cute anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | nor is the rabbit |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think I need to |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | cut up my EB World card. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Loyalty means nothing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | neither do all those carrots |
