| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the HBS store map. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It has all of the very |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | best bourbon stores around Houston. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It has Ryan's liquor, Rice liquor, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and here you can see Tony K's. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I haven't been to Tony K's |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm going there for a nice bottle. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Allocated? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They only give their |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | allocated bottles to loyal customers |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Flippers and taters...get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is BULLSHIT!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's my birthday! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I deserve a good bottle |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I walk in |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I introduce myself |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I tell them I had never been before |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I asked if they jack up prices |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I was told at MSRP |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they don't believe in highjacking prices |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I say great, please tell me what I can catch for my birthday |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you've never been in there before |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's my BIRTHDAY!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I mention to them it's my birthday |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They want to have a dog and pony show |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then they present me an offering |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and its near double retail |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They looked me straight with lies |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I won't be back |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and I'm happy to tell you to beware. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then I posted about it on HBS |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought that the group |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | would support me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but they didnt |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They made me a meme. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I deleted my post |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't like being made fun of |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I just wanted a bottle |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and it's my birthday |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | His bourbon is overtaking our house |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just like the taste |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and I enjoy the hunt |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I've never even flipped |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and I'm no tater |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm just a guy who knows what he enjoys |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I don't like being lied to. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ok, boomer. |
