| 00:00 - 00:03 | Word is starting to spread, Mein Ice Fuhrer! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From Ogdensburg to Placid |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All the way to Saratoga... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Even the rock eaters from |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | North Franklin and Tri Town |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What? They are |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | questioning our fans? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Not just our fans. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our coaches also. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kyle, Chris, Tom, Matt, Keith |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everybody in the organization. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has been kicked out of a game or disciplined, get out.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The whole fucking staff? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Pig fuckers and mouth breathers look down their noses at us!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This Sweenor putz! Parents would rather their kids play on an all-fraulein team than for him. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Demers!! Demers!! An uber-rooster that I want to run over on the autobahn. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | McLane? He fucked up my yard like no tomorrow. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It looks like he took a time out from fucking the sheep |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and let them loose on my grass. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Tom Brandell? Mr.Chazy Hockey? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He played in college, mein puck schtuper! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I called Union College. They don't remember him. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he has a hoodie from there?!?! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well stop the presses, monkey fart!!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And then these fans. Oi Vas!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When aren't they drunk? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 400 jello shots!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Hookers and Blow!!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I thought that midget Doug Seamone was bad... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But this Jarus jackass?!?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Choke on a dick???? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am sure it is a humongous dick, but think of the freaking children.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This place makes my ass hurt |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The doctor said the hemorrhoids are stress related |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I just want to cheer and be happy |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But then are fans like Lapier... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I thought his people are supposed to be jolly? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Our fan section is like an English soccer crowd |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but with a hillbilly north country accent |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And what kind of name is Bingel? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It sounds like an effin orifice. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's a lovely name. Really. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | sob |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | fuck me in the goat ass. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Anybody hungry? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I buy, you fly. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Chick-fil-a or 5 Guys? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would say PIzza Hut, but after the 'Rodier toilet incident' |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | banned by his own father.....what a putz |
