| 00:00 - 00:03 | My fuhrer, we were not able to destroy all gamestops |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but we were able to destroy activisions headquarters... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | as you can see here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And as for infinite warfare's release... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It will not happen obviously because of their company's shutdown. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Best news ive heard in my life |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Please tell me there are no other problems |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sadly.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A new ghostbusters will be coming out in theatres |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | With an all female cast with cliche stereotypes |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I am literally about to go crazy in about ten seconds everyone |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY DID I HAVE TO KNOW THIS!?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY IN THE WORLD IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL GET A NEGATIVE PERCENT ON ROTTEN TOMATOES! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THEY TOOK MELISSA MCCARTHY! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND THERE IS ALSO A WANNABE SANDRA BULLOCK IN THIS?!?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEN WE HAVE SOME CLICHE LOUD SASSY BLACK CHARACTER THAT MAKES ME WANT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THIS CGI ALSO LOOKS FRICKING TERRIBLE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THE GHOSTS SLIME LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD SEE FROM A NICKELODEON GAME SHOW!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Why dont you go sit by yourself in a dark room and watch the original? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU ARE TALKING SO FAST I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, you know i talk like this when i am really scared |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I COULD CARE LESS HOW YOU FEEL, WE ARE IN AN UNDERGROUND BUNKER! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHY HOLLYWOOD!?!?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THEY COULD HAVE DONE A 3RD INSPECTOR GADGET! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | OR ANOTHER FRIDAY THE 13TH OR CHILDS PLAY FILM! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT NO THEY HAD TO TURN A AMAZING SERIES INTO GARBAGE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BEFORE WE EVEN KNOW IT, THEY WILL TURN LORD OF THE RINGS INTO A GROSS OUT COMEDY! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHAT ARE THESE FEMINISTS TRYING TO PROVE? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY ARE JUST MAKING THINGS WORSE! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THEY ARE ONE OF THE MANY REASONS THIS WORLD WILL GO DOWN IN FLAMES! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The sad thing is... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bill murray and Dan Alkroyd agreed to be cameos in this steaming pile of crap |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What lsd did they take to make them do that? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am done |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I WILL NOT FIGHT TO STOP THIS ABOMINATION FROM RELEASE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THIS WORLD WAS SCREWED EVEN BEFORE WE DESTROYED ACTIVISIONS HEADQUATERS! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why did we waste our time doing that anyways? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | IT WAS POINTLESS ANYWAY BECCAUSE OF THIS NEWS I AM HEARING! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THAT WAS A HORRIBLE WASTE OF A NUKE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont listen to him, we are independent feminists that dont care about his reasoning |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The good thing about being in this bunker is... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We wont have to witness the blood curdling screems of those who saw the film |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We should be grateful |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Go ahead and yank your collar in disgust of my rage |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I bet as we speak of this horrible excuse for a creation |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Harold Ramis is rolling in his grave |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least he didnt have to be alive to see this |
