| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've just received information on a new coin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It was just released on Binance |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | it's set to be released on a new exchange here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Volume on Binance was crazy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And more exchanges are going to be added here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Use rest of our Eth |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Make sure you trade them all for APPC and hodl |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our Eth |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our Eth are gone, we sold them all for TRX |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | During the last Justin Sun announcement |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with an account on Binance, Bittrex, and KuCoin... Get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell were you thinking ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Selling ALL of our eth for TRX? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Which fucking crypto research team thought that was a good idea? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And what other shitcoins did they invest my money into? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucking done for! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Believing everything Justin Sun says on Twitter |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Buying TRX at an all time high |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What's next, you're gonna tell me you bought PacCoin? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The swastika pattern indicated PacCoin was on an uptrend |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was a rhetorical question you idiiot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'll sell all of our PacCoin immediately! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why am I even having this fucking conversation |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You idiot! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If you would've just researched the ICO |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and bought some APPC at 20 cents |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and made us some good gains on the Binance release |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or just held until APPC starts mooning |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We would've been rekking all of the weak hands with our huge whale orders |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But instead I'm watching everyone else get rich |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I couldn't even register on Binance, meanwhile Stalin's account was verified in 2 days |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I shouldn't have left it to you idiots |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll do it myself and buy now |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I know APPC will have a bigger market cap |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't believe this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I thought I taught you better |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You were suppose to be my main traders |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How could you fall for the FOMO? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Where the hell did you even find those people? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I could've found better shitcoins on fucking Reddit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Anna, we'll just move to /biz/ |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My life is a lie |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I told all my friends I'd have a Lambo by 2018 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I still don't have one |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What am I gonna do with these bags of TRX? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All those hand grip exercises couldn't prepare me for this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's only one thing left to do and you know it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Panic Sell. |
