| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...Borchester is playing up this morning... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...Papasmurf is banned again... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...Thomas has crossed the border here,,, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...last reports seen heading down the M6,,, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...we think his objective being Mod HQ, here at Bicester... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | ...Its ok,,,Streetwalker will deal with it... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...fucking hell, he supports Palace, surely he can stop that |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ...erm...Forum Admin,,,, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...Streetwalker.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ....Streetwalker is on Holiday... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...there is no one left to run the forum... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ....Cromwell, Nick, Nalaar, stay, everyone else get the fuck out... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ...you bunch of fucking idiots... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ....Brexit has been going on for 4 fucking years... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ...and after all that, now the decision is almost on us... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...and you idiots can't even run a fucking politics forum.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This wouldn't have happened if BYT had been here... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...the whole country is locked down, and everyone is on the forum... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...and you lot can't even get the PM system to work..... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...after you gave the job to that Welsh tosser who fucked it right up... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | ...Forum Admin, JOG did his best, but the system errors were too many... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ...JOG fucks everything up....he's Welsh...they can't run a forum never mind a fucking country... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ...Forum Admin...we have worked very hard...we've banned all the Irish like you said... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ...banned all the Irish...Gerry fucking T is still here.... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ....he's so Europhile he's an EU floozy.... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ....why can't we have some nice Brexiters posting.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ....like Toots...shes ever so nice and never falls out with anyone... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...but instead we have Sheepwash, and no one has a clue what hes even on about ... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ......even the SNP have a better argument than we do... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...Beelbeeb has calculated exactly how many millimetres it is to the moon... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...and you lot can't even count how many posts there are in a thread without a calculator... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ....even Deppity Dawg can count that far and he only has one fucking CSE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...the place is finished |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...I might have no choice now but to allow Guardian links... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ....and whats left after that...? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...its a disaster.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...I just as well let that commie Dynamis take it over... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...endless threads about poor people's rights and the climate... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...as if it wasn't bad enough.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...what with Quack Quack and his My Little Pony... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...and Nalaar wearing that fucking dress.... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ...dont cry Toots....you can still wear your Tutu.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ...we're all finished now.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...Sampanski is feeding our secrets to the Russians.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ....for Bitcoins... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Deppity Dawg will go back to the pub when lockdown ends... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...and all the sensible posters have fucked off... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...and Patman Post has offered to buy the forum and rent it back to me... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...I wish I'd fucking voted remain now.... |
