| 00:00 - 00:05 | The UK general election happened last week |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyone was hyping up that the Lib Dems |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | would be able to take seats off the conservatives |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and that Jo Swinson would help Labour to get back in power |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | She lost her home seat to the SNP |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | THE SNP |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | THE SNP |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Even promising to legalise weed didnt get people to vote for her |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | THE SNP |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Even with the new Brexit party taking votes from the conservatives, |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | labour and the lib dems both ended up losing seats |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I guess the UK population really want that new referendum |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Another Referendum |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Well get the result we want this time! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Even in the north |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Labour lost all their safe seats |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | THE SNP |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Imagine being the leader of a party |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | thinking you had a chance to be PM |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Then someone knocks on your door and tells you that you dont have a job anymore |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | collect your stuff |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | don't let the door hit you on the way out |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but Jeremy Corbyn did try his best |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | with his merry band of useful people |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | like John McDonnell |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and Diana Abbott |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Diana Abbott |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Women doesnt even know what colour the sky is |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | These type of people fill the population with confidence |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | THE SNP |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Imagine losing |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | KEKW |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Imagine losing |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | To a guy that hides in fridges |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They are running against a buffoon and cant even gain one seat |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Not one seat? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | No they lost over 50 |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | The left wing in this country |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | really are out of touch |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | maybe they will learn for next time |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So Corbyns still in charge? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | For now he is but he has promised to step down in the new year |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | hes not been this upset since the berlin wall came down |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | or the fall of the soviet union |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Losing to Boris Johnson |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The conservatives might aswell nominate a battered mars bar |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | at least the scots would vote for them then |
