| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will deny jumpseats to all United pilots |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, we have denials in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | DFW, SLC, PHX, SEA, and SFO |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are also denying Exclusive UEX pilots in |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | IND, DTW, DEN, and LAX |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This will teach them a lesson |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will show them how much power we have |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...Steiner you tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The United pilots are keeping a list |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your name is at the top of it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thought this was a stupid idea leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have my app in with them! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My interview is in 3 weeks |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've spent 7 years at Skywest building hours |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm tired of dating RJ Flight Attendants |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They are always crying about something |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told you this was a bad idea |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There would be repercussions |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We'll blame the FOM |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But that's not true, they won't believe it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then we will tell the CSR to not let them down |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can't hide behind the CSR |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't want this to affect my career |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you seen their fleet? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They fly 787s |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | While we fly the CRJ-700 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and make a lot less money |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My girlfriend keeps asking when I will go to a Major |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't keep telling her "next year" forever |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She wants to marry a United pilot |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I saw her talking to one in the terminal the other day. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | A new-hire already on the 777 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want to fly the 777 and not the CRJ |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Layovers in New Zealand and Europe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But my layovers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Are in Des Moines, Grand Rapids and Albuquerque. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So now that my name is on a list over there |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They will never hire me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll be a lifer here at Skywest |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My FA girlfriend will hate it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure we can find a United pilot that's still single |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think we have made a big mistake |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We will never get an interview at United |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will all be "lifers" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Career RJ pilots |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We should not have made such a poor decision to deny them jumpseats in the first place |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They are a strong union pilot group |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This isn't going to end well for us |
