| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our comprehensive strategy to burn the shorts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | is advancing quickly |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and with a few tweets, we can pump to $230 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The China email has been leaked |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Cathie put her model on Github |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what about cash flow? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Free supercharging is killing us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Musk.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cash balance... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We'll last til November if we halve production |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and stop paying our toilet paper supplier |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave except Zack, Gracias, and Gerber. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We can't cut production! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | One million robotaxis by 2020! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The shorts will say the growth story is over! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | they're making big phone calls |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We can't raise capital after |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Jonas became a saboteur. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The SEC will actually do something |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All the banks are bidding up CDSes! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Musk, if we collect deposits in China |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Spiegel and Einhorn will have record quarters! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Musk, we can recognize FSD revenue |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The NHTSA is on my heels from all the deaths |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll have to engineer it myself |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They don't trust our fake data |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and now we're blaming a toddler |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | in a safety lawsuit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We couldn't afford fucking LiDAR |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and our engineers are leaving because |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they know its fucking impossible! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Uber and Lyft are tanking, it didnt even pump the stock! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll hit my margin call soon |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No longer the 40-billionaire Tony Stark |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Won't ever colonize Mars... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't afford jet fuel... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll have to drive 25 miles to work. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I already mortgaged all of my houses |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They'll put me in prison like Skilling |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe manslaughter - not even the SEC pedos |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHAT WILL all my fans think? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Cathie, don't worry - we'll hit $4000 soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I could cash out of SpaceX... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Call Alvarez, see if there's a buyer in bankruptcy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Move to China |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Avoid prison |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll tell them I have NASA secrets from SpaceX |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but the drugs in China suck |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let me tweet something |
