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The Alternative news
566 views • 7/7/2016
A disciplined approach to the news
00:01 - 00:07 | Now listen to me very carefully or else |
00:08 - 00:13 | Lessons will be starting at 5.00 am from the beginning of the next school year |
00:14 - 00:18 | And will last until 7pm |
00:19 - 00:20 | Now the rest of the news |
00:21 - 00:23 | From 2017 all citizens will be expected to clean the pavement area outside their houses |
00:39 - 00:42 | A clean pavement leads to a clean mind |
00:43 - 00:46 | Anyone dropping chewing gum on the street will be severely punished |
00:46 - 00:49 | They will have to pick up one million pieces of chewing gum from the streests of our cities |
00:49 - 00:52 | Now sports news |
00:53 - 00:58 | All footballers will be required to take an IQ test. If they fail they will have to give at least one of their sports cars to charity |
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