| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your ascendant in Libra makes you balanced and fair-minded |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But you have some tricky transits coming up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And your relocated solar-return is also pretty tough |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Plus your Venus-Mars in Aries never backs down |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And placed with the Sun puts a lot of ego in there |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But my Venus is in Taurus, right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And Mars |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...sidereally |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sidereally, your Sun-Venus-Mars move into Aires |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That's their correct place in relation to the fixed stars |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right. All the tropical astrologers can go |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What's all this ARIES stuff?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm a TAURUS I tell you!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've used this stuff for years and I can't be wrong! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How can you all stand there and tell me I'm an Aries? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Western astrology has used the tropical zodiac for centuries |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Solstices and Equinoxes are the only fixed measure |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 21st March is the starting point and it all leads from there! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If you lose that, then the whole system falls down! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, the equinoxes are falling back 1 degree every 72 years |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So how come my ascendant does't become Virgo then? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, because you have greater than 23 degrees Libra rising |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This whole 'sign-before' stuff is too confusing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who on earth dreamt this stuff up? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tropical just works! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ptolemy knew what he was doing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even if precession wasn't an issue in his lifetime... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've been reading my stars for years and they're amazingly accurate! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I sent off to the paper for my yearly report |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And if it says I'm a Taurus, THEN I'M A TAURUS!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | With Venus in Taurus as well, it's the only explanation! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't handle it any other way |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know in my gut that Tropical is right |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's seasonal, that's where the symbolism comes from |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even if it's only the Northern Hemisphere... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But who cares about anywhere apart from Europe anyway? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Alexander exported the knowledge back in the day... what a guy! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So what if astrology is corrupted? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least we don't have to learn another whole system |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And redo all the charts in our files |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Solar Fire does sidereal |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So, Moon sidereal Sagittarius? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And Jupiter... which is its own sign |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Pretty lucky |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sun exalted in Aries... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My sidereal chart explains my life a lot better, for God's sake |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Character and destiny |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What ayanamsha should I use? |
