| 00:00 - 00:03 | The protesters have gathered in DC |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like bleeding heart liberals, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | or being locked out of their own memorials |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Stupid veterans think they can persuade me. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll fix this right away. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're on the front lawn. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are organizing through Twitter |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who retweeted #1MVetMarch, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a huge demonstration? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ON MY MEMORIALS?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Get secret service and the DC police. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Arrest anyone who has a Do Not Tread on Me flag! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Replace the Barrycades! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the barrycades are on the front lawn. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN BUY MORE BARRYCADES, FUCK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they will just deliver those here too! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Arrest everyone of those patriots! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and put them in FEMA camps! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The sheep are supposed to blame the Republicans! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It is their fault! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Obamacare is the law of the land! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to just bend over and take it. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Michelle Obama is so god damn ugly! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | So I'd rather fuck the American people or STALIN. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Luckily MSNBC and CNN won't report on this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It will be like Benghazi, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or Fast and Furious. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm as confused as Hillary Clinton's... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | GYNACOLOGIST |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm just brainstorming here... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Should we shutdown our golf courses? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Should we shutdown foreign aid? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I've got it! We'll shut down EBT cards! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, that won't ever happen. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh well screw it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll keep pointing fingers at the Republicans. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The media will report that. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Call John Stewart and Bill Maher too. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hopefully something big happens tomorrow |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then this will for sure be swept under the rug. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wish I was back in Kenya. |
