| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Kevin, it looks like we might have to cancel 'Good News Friday' |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Industrial action has begun by members of the AEA |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Chalk pens have been delivered all accross the state |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The paramedics have even got these black t-shirts |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the media have arrived here, here, and here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can we get our lawyers at Kingston Reid |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to tie them in circles? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kevin |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have paid them millions, and they still tell us it's futile |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say the law is on their side |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Brendon, Joel and Wil, stay. Everyone else leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I AM GOOD NEWS KEV! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I ALWAYS HAVE GOOD NEWS!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now, I have to go on Channel 7 and talk about industrial action |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And my ambulances are covered in chalk |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The volunteers never give us trouble. They even buy their own uniform. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want this over, I want to go back to good news |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why can't they just be grateful |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I volunteer, I wear my hat and everything |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They want meal breaks, and to 'finish on time' sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FINISH ON TIME?! WHO THE HELL PUT THAT IDEA IN THEIR HEADS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kevin, we tried to give them breaks, but there is too many jobs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't talk about 'too many', more jobs is more money!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE MUST STOP THEM! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You said you had this under control |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You told me it would be over in a matter of weeks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You said we just needed to triple the number of managers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I never before had to even mention paramedics in my weekly update |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I could talk about a volunteer in Jerramungup retiring after 30 years |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | about upcoming volunteer of the year awards |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | or 'looking forward to meeting the team in Meekatharra soon'! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You were supposed to shield me from this Brendon |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm good news Kevin for gods sake |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm supposed to be loved! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking AEAWA... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fucking Health are on my back. And Cook won't stop calling. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We just donated to those bastards and now they want my head. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We need to clean those ambulances |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They are telling the public the truth |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THE PUBLIC CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, it's just like Michelle, Tara and Emma before him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Things were so much easier at the airport |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I like planes, and even got cheap flights |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fucking AEAWA |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm done... finished |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I'm going to take you all down with me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm sure I can get a job at Mercycare, or RAAFA, like the last lot |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But you lot are fucked. |
