| 00:00 - 00:01 | Derby day |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | In many ways a great day |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our fans travelled |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From everywhere except Liverpool |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | To see a great game |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our new stand looked lovely |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we won then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I went for a piss about 12 minutes from the end |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | So gaffer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rooneyi |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The granny shagger got a peno |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Lovren fucked it again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who felt it was a penalty leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That ALLARDYCE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why always him? Allardyce |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why always me? I gurn like Ive been on the magic |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And pump my fists like a sted head. |
| 01:29 - 01:30 | Oh dear |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even the tea ladies |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Are laughing |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Apparently carragher |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Danny Murphy- all the legends |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | John Barnes has weighed in |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Where is Tommy Smith when we need him to sort the blacks |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Court again- benefits fraud |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How many times now |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | In his fake chair and |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Weird neck brace |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Nobody buys that |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not even Kenny and he bought anything |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Suarez t-shirts- but nothing for me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No rafatollah pictures |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No column in the sun like souness |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No Phil Collins punch up to pay off |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No cushy panel appearances |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No Robbie Fowler property seminars |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Just a gurning Austin powers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | With shit teeth |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Shit teeth and rubbish jokes about what |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My mum said when I came home |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who wrote that- fucking tarbuck |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or John fucking bishop |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | At least he got teeth |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry everyone thinks bishops a cunt |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was told the refs were all bought here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Clive Thomas, Clattenberg, I was promised |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dem yanks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My ego is fucked |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How much longer has Rafa got? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Send MIke AShley my cv- will gurn for money. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And ill Write my own gags. |
