| 00:00 - 00:03 | Amazon Prime Day is now in full swing. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Everyone is talking about it ... Even my dentist |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ... his office is right here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They assure everyone that there will be more sales |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | than even on Black Friday here at Walmart. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Finally ... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can score some good deals on things I really want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Uhh .... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are selling dog shit. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There are no good deals to be found. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that has an Amazon Prime account, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What kind of bullshit is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The way they were promoting this shit ... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You would think I could get a $1000 TV for $199. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But hell no ... It is all watches and shoes and shit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can't even get cheap Blu rays! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking shitty iPhone cases and lightning cables! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Jesus fucking Christ I'm tired of this bullshit. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That shit costs $100 a year! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They had a 30 day free trial ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck your 30 day trial! I'm already a member! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I don't see how that is Amazon's fault ... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You are as stupid as you are fucking ugly .. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO ONE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | is going to remember to cancel their membership in 30 days ... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Amazon will get their fucking blood money ... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Would it KILL them to put some goddamn PC games on sale? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't need a fucking copy of Evolve for PS3! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A goddamn Xbox controller for twenty fucking dollars |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | that is wired for God's sake! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Cheap ass USB chargers and overpriced external batteries! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | A good tablet deal ... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | or Note 4 or Edge for $99 ... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Too much to ask? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | WTF is Amazon thinking? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This was supposed to be the Second Coming of Jesus |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Deals that would make Black Friday look like Christmas Eve |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Not roses the day before Valentine's Day |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They were selling shitty watches and worthless cosmetic jewelry |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sunglasses you wouldn't be caught dead wearing! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay .. you still get House of Cards ... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fucking kill me ... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Amazon with all their services of shipping and movies |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... have failed me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They promised me deals ... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you can't trust Amazon, you might as well shop at Target |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ... or maybe even Walmart ... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cancel me ... |
