| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome C shift |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're here today |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | organising C Shift's next drinks |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you know, getting you pricks organised |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | is harder than a bloody Woodpecker's lips, so listen up. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And everyone will be there? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Percy doesn't have his kids, Frenchie isn't working at BCF? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | SO, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Frenchie... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Frenchie just put in his papers to swap swifts |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's moving across to A by the end of the month. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out of this fucking room except Trewy, Cutesy, Sump, Double Dips, Mad Dog and CFP |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why doesn't anyone want |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | to stay on this fucking shift? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm sick of it! We didn't even want that Parisian fuck! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They don't leave B, they don't leave A... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Does C stand for "Cut and Run"? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Does C stand for "Cruise me off to another shift?" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We're fucking sick of it! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What do we have to do to get you pricks to stay around? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, I think things are really looking up.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then why did that Kalgoorlie fuck just put in his papers? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Frenchie says it's nothing personal and.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Mad Dog, if you believe that I've got some magic beans to sell you! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all personal! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All that time listening to the Parisian wasted! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ... his shitty Coolgardie war stories |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | hanging with Trevor T swanning around the Goldfields |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fuck I was so sick of it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All those times I pretended to be interested in his shitty insta reels.... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | you think he'd show some appreciation by sticking the fuck around! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well I hope those A shifters realise he doesn't know AFL for shit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I really thought we were getting somewhere |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Second day cake, the occasional coffees on us, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And no night training after 11pm. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We put up with Percy booking off, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we put up with the Nutella disappearing and the constant foreigners to Bunnings |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We put up with Sumpy's building auctions for cheap timber |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and Trewy.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ... don't even get me started on Trewy. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Which cow does Trewy's Bonsoi milk come from anyway? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I drink Bonsoi too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to have a good hard look at ourselves |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can handle Zenni leaving, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can handle Frase moving on |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and I know it's only a matter of time...... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ... before Walton heads off for greener golf pastures |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But some of you core fucks need to stay around |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Daz and I have had a gutful. |
