| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unfortunately Dan Burn has just scored an OG for Newcastle. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This means alongside the earlier Southampton goal, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we have lost -2 and -8 points respectively. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is now likely Al-Annon FC** will likely lose another GW |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and leave us bottom of the ELG with four GWs left. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume that at least |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Bruno Fernandes will start tomorrow… |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lannon |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Premier managers |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Premier league managers are not smart |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we believe that Bruno Fernandes might not start tomorrow. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I have said this all season - Always, Play, Your Best, Players |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It’s so unfair! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It’s really really simple stuff! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | One just needs to play your best players and you win football games! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We would be top of the ELG if they did. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This season we have been so unlucky! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Nearly the same points as Ali in 5th! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Time after time coming up against big scores, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | maybe Garner is right, maybe it is all luck! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lannon, you can’t be talking like that! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But look at our points, more than Oli in 9th! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Lannon, this is something that Jack would say! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don’t care, this team was good enough to win the ELG when it was drafted! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | GAME OF LUCK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dropping Milenković… |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | only for Tosty to then pick up and claim he is a genius, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | when really he still doesn’t know the offside rule yet. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DCL, Ferguson and Jesus as a front 3, all very good at football |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | if only the stupid managers would just have played them, we would be cruising to a 3rd league title… |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | that I could have rubbed in Carré’s face. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But instead I have to put up with his jibes and shit, every GW! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And if I come last… |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tosty will use this as stick to beat me with forever |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and then claim my first title doesn’t count! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Jesus’s ACL injury… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | just as he was getting back into form, 3 goals and 2 assists in as many games. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Al Annon FC** and Arsenal would probably have won the league had he stayed fit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but of course he gets injured. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Just like DCL is now, meaning I have no starting forwards. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And the next GW with two ineligible forwards! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s so so unfair, he is such a good manager. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I only have the CK shield to play for now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Some don’t even call it a proper trophy. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And now Bruno isn’t starting… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | … maybe I am no longer the GOAT. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They will probably call Sean the GOAT now after his win this season, but that is unfair. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Anyone can win the league when they have Salah. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It’s just so so sad. |
