| 00:00 - 00:03 | My führer, ever since you quit Tekken 8 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Season 1, we've been |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | reviewing feedback from |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Harada, Murray and the Tekken dev team |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | for the new Season 2 patch. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume the game will |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | be more defensive now? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Season 2 is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Season 2 is actually more aggressive |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | than Season 1. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a Tekken shill, a content creator or a newcomer to Tekken, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | DID I NOT WARN YOU? DID I NOT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WARN YOU THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I COULD SEE THE WARNING SIGNS A MILE OFF! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew it would happen... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I knew that Namco would |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | double down on their bullshit. And |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | you bastards told me to be optimistic! Never |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | again! I will never listen to you again! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My führer, try to be reasonable – |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | REASONABLE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My führer, Nakatsu will fix this. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nakatsu can't fix shit, you brainless gnome. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S OVER! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I asked them for defensive |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | options, and this is what I get. Why in |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the actual fuck did I believe they would do |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | anything different this time? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm sick and tired of their lies! All they do is sell us DLC! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I, like a fool, bought some of it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well now they can shove their DLC up their asses...for good! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've been a fan of Tekken... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...since the first game. This wounds me to my core. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | There's nothing I can do... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And that Murray... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY CAN'T HE JUST ACT LIKE A FUCKING ADULT? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Like a bitch, he blocked me on X. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Just because I said I have |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | issues with the direction of the game. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. The führer won't quit Tekken. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm throwing in the towel. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The chip damage, the forced 50/50s, I've had enough of it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I feel lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's time...to stop playing. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If Harada and Murray want to keep gaslighting the masses, let them. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The game is dead and that's that. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll uninstall it today. |
