| 00:00 - 00:03 | Joe has used his shitty anti air destroyers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And Thomas has failed multiple times to invade Africa |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The russians have captured Warsaw which is complete bull |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We also ran out of rubber |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Joe has begged for more support equipment |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If we move all troops from d day to Poland |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We could push back |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | History |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Short |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Short has d day'ed in France |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | With no help from the ailles |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone didn't pay for dlcs leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I paid fuckn 25 euro for this shit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fuckn 25 euro |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who the fuck builds shitty ships for the uk |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Italians suck ass |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And Marcus gave half of Europe to Romania |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The USA doesn't even know how to fuckn navel invade |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How the fuck can Canada have a better army than the UK |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fuck Joe's bullshit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | History maybe if you didn't barb so early |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was summer how the fuck can you lose the the summer |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | History it was the Italians fuckn up Greece |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The ai was on recruit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's not fuckn hard |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Maybe if Joe hadn't fucked up the Start |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Maybe we would have Finland |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Instead Bulgaria got naval invaded |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Italy refused to protect the black sea |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Fuck this ai |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Thomas now is taking fuckn spain |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I'll be suckn the balls of Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Joe couldn't even beat my navy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Let alone the Spanish and Portuguese |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We could have just sealioned |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now short |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Keeps raiding Berlin |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And know my tanks have piss equipment |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe if we Italy had built air |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I wouldn't be fuck by red air in the east |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who builds fuckn anti air |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Shut up bitch |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now Marcus thinks I suck ass |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He's gonna go play fuckn Minecraft |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And shorts gonna go outside |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But Joe will never play another major |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck sake |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We could have played zombiod |
