| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, my Treasurer’s report: |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All around Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we set up fake groups |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | pretending to be “Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists” |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to get dosh from the US Religious Right |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So how much money |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | has the Heritage Foundation given us? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bad news |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the US Religious Right |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | haven't donated a single cent |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've been booted off Grindr for being gay & saying "no women", leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fed me Alphabetti lies! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm surrounded by nincompoops! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't you have any idea what religious conservatives believe? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They oppose abortion & socialism! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And who joins TERF groups? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Leftist lesbians & radical feminists! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't you twits know what rad fems believe? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They back socialism, abortion & gay rights! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The U.S. religious right do fund the TERFs! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rad fems oppose the patriarchal family, you dipstick! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the Alphabettis say it's true! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And what else do those imbeciles say? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "Dracula funds a crucifix factory"? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Turkeys love Christmas"? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Wouldn't religious conservatives be crazy |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to fund groups that are left-wing, rad fem, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | atheistic, pro-abortion, anti-family & pro-gay? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Alphabet People know truth is not on their side. Hence the lies & slurs. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Furious gender activists have made it up |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | "The Heritage Foundation bankrolls the TERFs" they all bleat |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And all the media sycophants |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | pretend that they believe this bunkum. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A lie to make Goebbels blush |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm a vegetarian |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why don't I open a butcher's shop? In Vladivistok. How lovely. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why don't I send Stalin a bunch of flowers while I'm at it? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | To thank him for making my life hell |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How could you all fall for such asinine drivel? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All the lies about GC activists |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Can I get you a glass of Kool-Aid? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The false accusations of "hate", |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | of "transphobia" |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | of “funding from the US Religious Right" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I failed to rob the West |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | of its freedom, happiness & human rights |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But now civilisation is on its knees |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | before Drag Queen Story Hour: the West's new God. |
