| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're rolling out Covid propaganda sites, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | started in Essex, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | now Suffolk. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've grifted half a million so far, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and already expanding into NHS trusts. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we can just... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...reuse the same old shit. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Simon... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tattle... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tattle and Gengar rumbled everything. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | MSM have picked it up. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Just Vorderman, Tan, Brooks, Monroe, Kirsty and the Echo. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We were making millions! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | One crowdfunder after another! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Hovercrafts, baby milk, Horizon, all of it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All over fucking Tattle. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And that cunt Gengar. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bloody screenshots, witnesses, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | leaks, press cuttings, tipoffs, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Companies House, bounceback loan, it's all there. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Simon, we've deleted all socials and gone dark. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Deleted? They got archives! It's on Google. FOI. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Simon, they've moved on to Tan. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Tan Smith, cosplaying me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She's chaff! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They're going to find the pub. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then Kirsty's signoff limit. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then all the Essex County diverted payments. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | People lost jobs in Covid... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they'll go apeshit about me ripping out half a million. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They know I've mugged them off as a Tory shill. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All those critics I kicked off will speak. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And phoenixing the bounceback loan... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...they'll lose their shit over that. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I was slagging off Tory VIP lanes... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The sudden house upgrade to Hockley, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the lovenest pub, the NHS deal she did, the sweetheart deals. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's all coming, even the procurement breaches. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How the fuck do we spin our way out of that? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Central government already had comms! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They know the Facbook groups were bullshit! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Kirsty, you can mod Kiwi Farms. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They'll find when the wife left. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And the fortnight in advance I set up the new company. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Blatant. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I was supposed to be a comedian. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But now the joke is on me: 'man of the people'. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just another Tory grifter. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Delete my admin. |
