| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will travel from Hamburg via train |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | then walk to the hotel |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and spend all day Saturday |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | dying in the pool. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then travel back home. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When do we go |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | on the brewery tour? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The brewery.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The brewery is closed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The last tour was at 1.30.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wasnt ready to leave Hamburg at 10am stay here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's the only reason I'm here! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The brewery tour!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I hate swimming! I don't even like water! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All year I've been training |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Swimming up and down |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Night after night |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So I can go to this sodding gala |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and go on this brewery tour! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We didn't know it closed early! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care what you thought! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I spent hours in that shithole bar |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dreaming of a decent pint |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Pizza in a drug den! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hookers everywhere |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | My coat stinks of smoke |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And the beer was flat |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And tasted of piss |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But I didn't mind |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Because I knew that today |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I could tour the brewery |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And drink delicious Flensburg |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now it is gone |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I asked Handford |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | To check tour times |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And then he lost his phone!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Kyle was supposed to book the tickets! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now I have to swim 200 IM |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | For absolutely no reason! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And 200 Free! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, there's still the beer relay |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought that last year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | when Jack Ported couldn't neck his beer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Was the low point |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But this is worse |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If anyone needs me I'll be in my room |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Drinking Flensburg from the venders |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And hiding from drunk Kyle |
