| 00:00 - 00:05 | Morning coilers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is the facebook in the morning |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | All the newbees getting excited |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Promise of roman road nearby |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And a neolithic corridor |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | its true |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | its true |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | all on ancient land |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | its true |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The little fat bloke keeps saying its beautiful |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And all you go first |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | My coil hasnt touched the ground. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Beautiful |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Newbees are excited |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Think theyre gonna get rich |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Only moo tubes |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And crap |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | No hammereds |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | or roman coins |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Theyre running round the fields |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | like soldiers |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | in their camoflage gear |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | think theyre on manouvers |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and he keeps saying beautiful |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | what a dick |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and its still beautiful |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | oh my god |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | theyre so gullible |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | believe everything theyre told |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | its true |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | its true |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | he even has a raffle |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | and calls it mega |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | win about thirty quid |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and hes raking in about 600 quid |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | not bad |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | for sitting in a car |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Charges them 20 quid a head |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | and they still pay |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | cant understand these people |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | does anybody find anything |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | only the same people |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | three o,clock hammered |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | same guy |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | every week |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | and another guy |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | you just cant make it up |
