| 00:00 - 00:03 | General, STEADFAST DART |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Is progressing according to plan |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | CPs at Cincu, Smardan and Galati |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Are at full operational capability |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And proceeding with training and integration |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about their beards |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have they shaved their beards off? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | General... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | AGAI 59... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | AGAI 59 exressly permits well kept beards. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no mechanism to force them to shave. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except the LEGAD, the ADC and the Chief of Staff is to leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS A DISGRACE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS *MY* DIVISION |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | MY SOLDIERS HAVE FAR TOO MUCH FACIAL HAIR AND UNIRONED KIT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THEY'RE ALL WEARING DIFFERENT BOOTS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND HALF OF THOSE ARE IN SHIT STATE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIELD A WARFIGHTING DIVISION |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHEN MY "OFFICERS" THINK BEARDS ARE "ACCEPTABLE" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING*KIDDING* ME |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But General, Army policy clearly states that beards-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE POLICY SAYS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we can't just order them to shave! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEN SHAVE THEM IN THEIR SLEEP |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I MAY HAVE BEEN AWAY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | SKIING AND HAVING FANCY DINNERS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR THIS SHAMBOLIC EXCUSE FOR A HQ |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | TO BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN PRISTINE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ON HOW MUCH I HATE THE LIGHTS FLASHING ON AND OFF IN THE CORRIDOR |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SWEAR TO GOD, IF A SINGLE PERSON IN THIS HQ REMAINS UNSHAVEN |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ON THE 18TH I'M GOING TO LOCK THEM IN A ROOM WITH CFA AND AN ELECTRIC RAZOR |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They taught us on HCSC |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That facial hair corrodes fighting power |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's a window into tiny, weak little minds |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Any officer who insists on having beards despite my patient guidance |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is shitting on *every single one* of the Army's values and standards |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How can any reasonable person think otherwise? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | *I* am the arbiter of good taste in this headquarters |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHY WON'T THEY JUST DO WHAT I WANT? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he doesn't have the legal authority to *actually* shave us 🪒 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | When the Russians pile through the Focsani Gap |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And 7 Bde instantly piles in |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm going to say 'I told you so' |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm telling you, facial hair is the key |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | A clean shaven Division is the only thing I really care about |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And if you fuckers aren't with me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll take it up with CFA personally |
