| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here's our monthly newsletter Salla: |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're gonna write |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | about cost savings, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and how each market is doing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in terms of CSAT, CR and escalation rate. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have a few comments. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Please give me some snus and I'll add them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Salla.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The snus.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is no more snus. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You said you wanted to quit snus. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who knows how to use "bps" can leave the meeting. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this newsletter?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's the worst thing I've ever seen |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and I've seen Tech M's CR. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You all deserve another layoff! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Here are my comments: |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What the fuck do you mean here? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "Sweden's CSAT has risen by 5% |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How many bps is that? You fucking donkey! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Salla, please, I'm sure we can get you some snus! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't need snus, I need another layoff! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Salla please, we'll just ask ChatGPT for help. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the fuck is ChatGPT gonna do? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're worse at ChatGPT than Nick.. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Okay, maybe not that bad, but still, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you really suck at it. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But not me, I can automate anything. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm working on a prompt for free snus for ever. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And after that I will work on automating layoffs for the CXO team. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Until there's only me and Sebastian left. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe then the newsletter will be good enough. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm sorry..It's not that I can't quit snus. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just don't want to. I really like it. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It really makes the newsletter better. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Okay, what else is in here? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "Escalation rate down 12%" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Great! Now Malcolm will say we saved lots of money. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe we can keep our Uber eats benefits now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I really like being able to order food when I'm in the office |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It distracts me from how shit you all are |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, they will be put in the Business Ops pool |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hope you have nice swimwear folks. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You're either going to the pool or another layoff. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Except for you Filip.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nick likes you too much. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The rest of you..Well, we can meet at Svea kök & Bar sometime I guess. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Anyway, I'm going to Pressbyrån to buy snus. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Does anyone want to join me? |
