| 00:00 - 00:03 | The UK is gaining ground in Normandy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the south, Italy have |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | just been invaded close to Napoli |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The enemy is now breaking through in the east and Robert has capitulated in Finland. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He will now take over Italy, because Magnus needs to wake up and go hunting tomorrow. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Trigger the Spring-offensive Francis. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That will give us a superbuff, and we'll crush the eastern front. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The buff... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The buff won't activate without Rome and Paris |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And we just lost Rome and Paris |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone here that has something to fight with can stay in disc. Aircrafts. Tanks. Anything?...Boats? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I TOLD YOU TO BUILD MORE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NOT JUST A LITTLE, BUT MORE!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And here we are in goddamn 1942 and we have no fucking infantry EQ, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | not even for the garrissons... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And why haven't we beaten them in the air?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone should have been building aircrafts from the beginning, and we would've had an easy win! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | At least anti-air or an airport or something for fucks sake |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All i know is that Oscar only had 100 figthers when the war broke out! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer you puppeded me and took my fabric-... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 100 FIGHTERS OSCAR!!!! AND I MISSCLICKED!!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, i'm playing Bulgaria, a small minor! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Maybe i want to play a minor sometime too! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Germany is so damn messy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So many damned generals, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | techs, and factories while you |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | get superbombed by some austrailian dude that only builds strats |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and then you play earlier in the week just to not get 30% minus factory output! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I did exactly what i where supposed to do! Down to every fucking NF! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But i still get Disorganized industry!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How the hell am i supposed to get enough tanks to break Badger!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It started well at least... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My paratroopers... how they fought on! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then Europe was ours! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But then... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Martin and his damned fucking divisions! Marines on steroides with infinite HP! Impossibe to kill! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and all his team just HAD to build Marines and fuck with us in Africa |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Not to mention the Spanish civil war... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It took two and a half years and we almost lost! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I lost lots of resources and my best fighter ace! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, we can always blame the mod |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have lost on every front |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There is only one thing that remains now: |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to call Badger... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and capitulate to allies, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | On the bright side we got to fuck with France and talk shit on Discord for 13 hours |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so it was a kind of a good game after all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im gonna have a beer now |
