| 00:00 - 00:03 | Trent, the Dan's have begun their attack |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are pretending to workout |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But just fucking around at Dan's house |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have developed the dankest memes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And are planning on roasting you |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But they know I'm a pilot |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And I fly a fast plane |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Trent... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The memes... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The memes are too dank |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they banded together for a meme barrage |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone named Dan must leave right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They cant do this! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I can lift way more than all of them! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Especially that bald headed fuck! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And one of them isn't even American! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is absolute bullshit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All they do is fuck around and |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Go lost link in the god damn pattern |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But trent their memes are pretty good |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Connor! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Hey I'm not a dan, chill out! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But you enable them with more dank memes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You shit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They just think they're |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Better than me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because they don't hide their Dan identity |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And like to be unoriginal |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And all use the same boring ass name |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's so god damn confusion sometimes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Because they're always together and all respond to "Dan" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's fucking exhausting |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought I was their leader |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Alpha. The Original. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now they don't |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | even invite me when they lift together |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can lift WAY more than all of them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even though one of them has dad strength |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I eat so much fucking protein |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I haven't shit in 3 days! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, you're a fellow Dan |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we've lost this one |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We're completely outnumbered, Connor |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It sucks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They don't even hang out with us |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They probably don't even like |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Playing Helldivers with me anymore |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck those Dans |
