| 00:00 - 00:03 | Reddit has completely shit the bed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Over here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There's another platform |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's federated |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and open source |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Where are the ads? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How do you control it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Spez |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It can't be controlled |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It doesn't make any money |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Twitter, Meta, and Reddit leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do we tell the investors? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can they afford a second yacht |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The internet isn't supposed to be free |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We make people click on things |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And we get money |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fight videos, Rage Bait, Donald Trump |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That's our bread and butter |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not pictures of fucking beans |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Spez they are making old memes now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those memes aren't funny anymore |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Spez some guy didn't shit for 3 days |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How is that humanly possible |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I poop 3 times a day |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I started a juice cleanse |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And now it's just water coming out |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Was he eating cliff bars? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He has to shit at least once a day |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Everyone has to shit at least once a day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't tell the investors that we lost everything |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | To some constipated guy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just make content with chat gpt |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Have bots say how much they love Reddit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And troll everyone so they stay engaged |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was supposed to get a Lambo |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now I'll have to settle for a Mercedes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The doors don't even open vertically |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nobody is going to think I'm cool |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Losing the largest forum on the internet |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | To a bunch of nerd developers working for free |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we can borrow your father's yacht |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I remember back in the day |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There were memes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And titties everywhere |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Lemmy must fail |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My Lambo hangs in the balance |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Everyone's Lambo hangs in the balance |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And nobody will think we are cool |
