| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we have this meeting at Witan Gate House, and they show this picture |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of some people standing on a hill |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and they're looking out into the distance. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Jo says to everyone "what do you see?". People say things like "calm, peaceful" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Neil Robinson pipes up with "gays" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | gays! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | gays! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Everyone is looking at each other thinking... 'you can't say that!' |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | you can't say that! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He's looking at everyone like 'what?'. 'I said gays, what's wrong with that?' |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So he says "Gaze, as in 'gazing into the distance'" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Suddenly the penny drops, and everyone figures out what he's on about |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | What a nob head |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We thought he was calling them gays! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | By this point we've all lost it |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | People are rolling on the floor |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I couldn't breathe |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I thought I was going to have a heart attack |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | There was piss running down my leg |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Half the team were about to log into Speak Up, and report him for discriminatory language! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Neil's in there |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Calling people a bunch of gays in a business meeting |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Anyway, we had to get back to work |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The Insight session was meant to find out |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | who was the biggest mental case |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Even though Neil had made a pretty decent claim |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Nob head |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I think getting stuck in the lift |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | with Carl and Guy, might have made him a little crazy |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | you know? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Carl probably |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Carl probably |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | was dropping some |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | bacon & cheese turnover farts in there! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And you know what Guy is like in the morning. I'm surprised he didn't soil himself in there! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Protein poo? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | He'd probably had 36 liquid egg whites again |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | 40 minutes they were stuck in there |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | They had to call the fire brigade |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I bet they couldn't wait to get picked up by some hunky firemen |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Is the lift fixed now? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No, nothing works in that office. You're lucky to find a working toilet. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | The stairs are still an option, I don't think they're broken yet. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Honestly, you couldn't make it up. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Wanna know the best bit? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Even though it's a complete dump... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | They've decided to go and extended the lease there for another 5 years! |
