| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new engines are fucked |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we called Mercedes in Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they just laughed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | they said they stopped making this shit in 2007 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and only an idiot would boost it to 170hp |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so bottom line, what's the issue |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | do we have engines or not |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | well, how can I put this |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we sold out to the Chinese |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the pistons are shit |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the turbo blows its o-ring |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Kenneth, Jonny and Frank stay here, the rest of you leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean you sold to the Chinese |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | if I wanted a fucking Temu engine I'd have bought one |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | how the fuck is it between the Germans and Austrans we can't make a fucking diesel engine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | even fucking Rotax |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | who make fucking lawnmower engines |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | are laughing their asses off |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and those fucking Americans at Lycoming |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | they're pissing in their cornflakes in the morning |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | we got pistons from a reputable Italian company |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | you fucking idiot, the Italians make Spaghetti and Prosciutto |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | we got a deal on turbos from Ali Express |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you moron, Ali Express is for fake Yeezy's |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | you're all shit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I knew we should have used a Renault engine |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the frogs know how to make diesel |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | one you can thrash the ass off all day long |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and run with no oil |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | now we've got ADs coming out our arses |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | the customers are loosing their shit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and we're cannibalising planes off the production line for parts |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I had a vision of an aircraft |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | one that has the best gas mileage |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and a fadec, so any fuckwit can fly it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Instead.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | instead you bunch of fucktards with your idiotic ideas |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | have sold out to the Chinese |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we've got engines made of chicken chow-mein |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we can't make shit that works |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we gotta stick a camera up the arse of every engine |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry, we lube up with vaseline first |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | its ok, we'll get thru this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its a certified aircraft |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | customers have no choice |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we'll offer free vaseline |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | to every customer |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they can pre-lube |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | before we fuck them for money |
