| 00:00 - 00:03 | Its the week before Christmas |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its going to be really busy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyone needs to be here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sarah Davidson from Glasgow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Clippy from Ayr and Tracy from out West |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | All hands to the pump |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What about Dr Jayaraman? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Srikanth |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Srikanth is in India |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He always goes away at Christmas |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | FFS - everyone that agreed to this please stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Its Christmas week |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The busiest week of the year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everyone in Troon has a virus |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There's runny noses everywhere |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And sore ears |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | A few people have had a sore throat |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | For 2-3 hours |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They need to see a GP |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Srikanth's at a wedding |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Never mind a bloody wedding - it might go into their chest |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he's playing drinking games with his sisters |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This should never have been agreed |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The people need him here |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Pauline pays him to be here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Its not fair on his partners |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just because he's the "senior partner" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Does he not feel guilty? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He's taking liberties (again) |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Dr Cumming can't see all the male patients |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Although he is superb and a wonderful human being |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He can't do this again |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Being a GP is a vocation |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A lifestyle |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Not a hobby |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | At the busiest time of the year |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's meant to be doing a quiz |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | For the girls |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Its the highlight of their year |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Its ridiculous |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Caroline can do the quiz |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Caroline is a terrible quizmaster |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And she'll ask for "a lift" to do it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Anne will be annoyed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That she wasn't asked |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And the questions will be rubbish |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And too easy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bloody Dr J.... |
