| 00:00 - 00:05 | Come sit down for the End of Year Review |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As the CEO of Lockheed Martin |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I'm happy to say we did $70 billion in revenue |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and $7.5 billion in profit, most of which I put in my pockets |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And we paid the Luke CIPs an extra $3 an hour! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Those suckers!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Total suckers! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Their friends are making $500k in the airlines |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | IDIOTS!!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | In fact, I spent most of my year just trying to mess with them |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I said they're gonna work nights and weekends |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | 5 of them almost quit right then! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They didn't want to travel |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | so I sent them all over the world! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Japan, England, |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Nellis, Eglin, Lemoore... |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | You should have seen their faces |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | when I told them |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | they had to be Tactical CIPs with no extra pay! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | IRA took a baseball bat to his own knee rather than do that! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Imagine the old balls |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | teaching SEAD. They can't even spell SEAD! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But in all seriousness... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The real issue is that Apollo kid. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Remember the time he actually tried |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | to make the CIPs happy and got them a HAM? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | They spent like $200 |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | on that pig, and two days later |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I made Apollo throw it in the dumpster! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Krusty was so depressed after that! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | and then |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and then... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We sent the engineers to Luke |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | to talk about the new upgrades like the IPP OVRD Button |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They didn't mention one thing about fixing any of the real issues!!!!!! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Like the Blade Servers? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Like the Blade Servers! Or the TES!!! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | That was as funny as introducing Agile Panther |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We cut academics because NO ONE CARES!!!! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | We made it so miserable for them, even Scotch quit |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | The one with lots of kids? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | It's ok, we hired Grind. He's got like 12 kids. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Oh and remember when I paid an old lady to crash into Pinoche's new car? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | It ruined Christmas for him. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Those idiots! I can't wait |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | till negotiations in the Spring. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Then I can finally fire Jethro and Trunk. I hate those guys. |
