Anchorage Crew Plays Secret Hitler
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A funny spoof on the students in Anchorage and how they deal with a game night and rotations.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The game is simple |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Two fascist and one secret Hitler |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will play against liberals |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The liberals will work on discovering who is pretending to be Hitler and destroy them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The fascist are hidden and will try and thwart them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Trevor, Morgan, and Lauren |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | are excellent at this game, victory is assured. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Brendan |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Brendan was Secret Hitler |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Lauren… Trevor… and Morgan… all trusted him. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't understand the game BETRAYAL leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?! Every time we play |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BRENDAN? The man whose poker face is just looking more confused!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even Hayley knew he was evil the first round |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Every time we play, Lauren sits there acting clueless, saying, 'Oh, I don’t understand the rules!' |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every time we play, Lauren sits there acting clueless, saying, 'Oh, I don’t understand the rules!' |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Trevor’s been duped so many times, he might as well have 'Fascist' tattooed on his forehead! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Trevor’s been duped so many times, he might as well have 'Fascist' tattooed on his forehead! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, Trevor swore he could tell if was lying— |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Trevor couldn't spot a lie if it danced naked in front of him wearing a swastika! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, Lauren was also trusted Brendan |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Lauren would trust a wolf in a tuxedo if it offered her a cup of tea! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and SCOTT!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | TYPICALLY SCOTT IS THE REASON WE LOSE EVERY GAME |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But even the GHOSTKING had this down |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | MORGAN?! What did she say this time? 'Oh, I just went with my gut!'? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Her gut?! Her 'gut' has betrayed us more times than Scott's ghosted people! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And what about Anchorage rotations? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Did anyone think to make those a priority while Brendan was busy scheming his way to victory?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The same rotations that have been held together with duct tape and mysterious paperwork black holes? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Let me guess: PINWOO also promised everything will 'improve' next month? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Like they’ve been saying since LAST JANUARY!" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | There was talk of fixing OB/GYN… |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fixing?! JBER cancelled that rotation faster than Scott kills preceptors |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Meanwhile, I’m stuck here watching Brendan laugh maniacally as he plays all of you like a fiddle!" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And don’t even get me started on Dunlop and PNWU rotations! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How is it that EVERY SINGLE ROTATION feels like an 'unofficial beta test'?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Dunlop probably thinks chaos builds character! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Meanwhile, we’re stuck with schedules so last-minute they were written on a cocktail napkin!" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, they did say there’s value in flexibility— |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | "FLEXIBILITY?! Flexibility is NOT when you find out at 10 PM |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | you’re scrubbing into a surgery at 5 AM because the preceptor 'forgot to tell you!' |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Should we start another game, mein Führer? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What’s the point? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Anchorage is a dumpster fire and the OMS2s are the only ones dumb enough to think they can fix it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Honestly? I just hope we make it to residency at this point. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | To be fair, mein Führer… we’ve officially given up on PINWOO." |
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