| 00:00 - 00:03 | Its news of the petition |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's not good |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We got bots to sign it |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From Berlin and around the world |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But they've caught us out. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But Elon reposted it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely that must have helped? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sadly |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | No |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its spawned many thousands of memes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Laughing out loud at us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you out except Tice, 30p Lee and McMurdock |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You've humiliated us again |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The last election was bad enough |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then you cocked-up the riots |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Our people jailed for stealing bath bombs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And imitation crocs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Barrie hit in the nuts with our brick |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We got 5 seats. I said we'd break through |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And become the opposition |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the next election is in 2029 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's soon enough. They'll have forgotten the riots |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They'll soon forget the petition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It will never be forgotten. Its all on Twitter. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And even on You Tube |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They'll see it in Clacton |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And I'll have to hide there |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Can you imagine that? Clacton. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Trump is going to find out about it. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Everywhere I go they'll be laughing at me saying that I've failed again |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why the hell would I want an election? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How do you think it feels to come third? Even Sunak beat me. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm now just MP for Clacton |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I should be leader of a far-right United Kingdom |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And make Elon campaign manager |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Help the wealthy elite |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | landowners avoid inheritance tax for ever |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then privatise the NHS so the elite can save tax and get great care |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | from private hospitals. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Legalise fox-hunting and dress up as a farmer |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Stand on the white cliffs of Dover |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know you signed it too. You didn't know |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Immigrants talking foreign |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | while saving lives in the NHS and doing jobs we need doing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Yes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That needs to be stopped |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need a proper Brexit |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not the Brexit I fought so hard for. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That was so the wrong Brexit. |
