| 00:00 - 00:03 | Reports from the various fronts are in. Many of our top volunteers and Campaign Directors |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | have been removed, resigned, or killed by friendly fire |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, in the Minister's Slack |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ACLU, FRFF & AU are converging upon Louisiana to fight the 10 Commandments bill |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However Chaplaincy needs attention in several states and the second clinic opens soon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok well that's fine, just call Evan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have him move some Grey Faction volunteers over |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh, Lucien |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Evan |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Evan resigned yesterday afternoon |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There's almost no one left |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need a moment with Nooki, Randy, Bex and Murphy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why are these people leaving? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Don't they know TST is strong and healthy? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fuck them! We'll run it ourselves!! We have an endless amount of volunteers waiting to get to work! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where are Rachel and Erin? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Tell Erin she's now in charge of Grey Faction! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Chaplaincy in Florida will be Randy, not this new SSS or whatever it's called |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who do these people even think they are? They can't do this without me! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These fucking assholes are turning on me for absolutely no reason! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lucien, Erin is already overworked and I think eventually there will be no more- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why aren't you on Reddit discrediting Evan? I'm not asking you to think I'm asking you to act! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Lucien, I could spend less time on Reddit and take the Grey Faction role. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You don't know anything about about the therapists Randy! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And neither does Erin! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You are my closest comrades |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and together we will run TST entirely by ourselves! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Rebuilding the Ministry to only have people WE like be Ministers! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Randy will be in charge of Comms and the Satanic Representation Campaign. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Nooki will be in charge of Grey Faction, TST.TV, and Chaplaincy. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Murphy will be my go-between with the Ministers and will run Good Works |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you two get back to making Podcasts I can guest on, quit stalling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Start asking for volunteers to help you do these tasks |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dig deep, you're going to have to work a lot of hours and throw Penemue under the bus some more |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But TST's members are craving this according to what you tell me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Listen, let's get this clear too |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I hear that any of you say anything even remotely critical of my approach |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will strip you of your Ministry Liaison title so fast it will make your head spin! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Everyone who has left has been entirely against me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And you must remain loyal, otherwise I'll have to replace you too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Everyone is replaceable, even Erin and Rachel! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No, that wouldn't happen to you. You work too hard. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is upsetting |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should have cleaned house years ago |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I should have been more involved |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I see it now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | TST will begin to flourish in ways that have been beyond the limited |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | imaginations of those who never imagined that |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | we were every actually serious about our intergenerational longevity. |
