Jones's Downfall
228 views • 11/19/2024
Jones let's it all out when it becomes painfully apparent that justice is nigh and he could die in prison.
(Note: the Howard Beale reference at the end is about a famous 1970's movie, 'Network'. Ask your parents, millennials.)
| 00:00 - 00:03 | After last year's SMH exposé the police want a word, Mein JonesenFührer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 9 accusers and counting |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Like Berlin in '45, the walls are closing in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's all over The Daily Tele, the paper which once enabled you |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even Kerry Stokes - who backed Ben Roberts-Smith to the hilt - is distancing himself |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | "We need to get Lachlan on the phone." |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | "An Andrew Bolt column will give Cookers permission to go on loving me." |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein JonesenFührer ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lachlan ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... Lachlan threw you under the bus, like he's done with so many others. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You're no longer of use to him. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | "Everyone out, except Fordham, Hadley, O'Keefe and that 3AW dunce, Tom Elliott." |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | "I have been invulnerable for 40 years!" |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | "These oligarchs owed me! I scratched their backs, and they scratched mine!" |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "I stuck by Morrison to the bitter end, and this is how we're repaid!?" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | (2GB receptionists in tears) |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "I survived cash for comment, for Christ's sake!" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "And now a collection of nobodies will bring me down!?" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "I looked after these boys!" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "Do they think I wasn't entitled to a little something in return?" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We are doing everything we can. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | "Have you tried Rupert!? He's still in charge, you know!" |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Rupert is 93 and can barely remember what day it is! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | "Well wake his arse up, give him a couple of Prevagen and call in some favours!" |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "We need him now!" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "I'm not getting tossed in the bin like Jerry Hall!" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "And I didn't shtup Wendi Deng like Tony Blair" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Surely that's worth something to the old coot!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "For F*cks sake I was once caught in a public toilet!" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "I thought it was all over for me back then, but the old boys' club bailed me out!" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | "What is the difference between then and now!? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | "Have I passed my use-by date!? DON'T ANSWER THAT!" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | "It was a rhetorical question." |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | "Think of all the nasty smack I've talked about others over the years!" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "I've called Malcolm Turnbull a "n*gger in the woodpile, FFS!" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "I've said we *needed* stolen generations!" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "Those children for their own benefit *needed* be taken away." |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | "I've said Pat Dodson 'exploited his race' and 'had his snout in the trough'." |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "Then there's the stuff I said about women." |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "I said 'Put Clover Moore in a bag with Julia Gillard and throw them out to sea'." |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "But I really excelled on Julia when I said her old man died of shame." |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (2GB receptionist: 'Don't cry. He'd never be a misogynist prick to us.') |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | "I've been abandoned" |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | "Like Epstein, Cosby and Weinstein before me." |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | (Fordham sweats profusely) |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | "If I go, you're all going with me" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | "We'll all take cyanide capsules together." |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "Or ... you can blow your brains out on the air." |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "The mere threat of that worked wonders for Howard Beale." |
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