| 00:00 - 00:03 | He's won North Carolina |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Georgia |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Pennsylvania |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Looks like the Fourth Reich is a goer, boss |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ..once we take the Domino's in Queens |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sweet |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How's Ninja? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ninja.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ninja has gone missing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We think he's stuck in a shed |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Tracey, András, Col stay. Everyone else fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean he's missing? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Where the fuck was Leo? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How am I meant to destroy society without that cute face? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm not getting a dog |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I fucking hate dogs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Smelly, sycophantic twats |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A cat has the balls to tell you to fuck off |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Stupid, happy arse-sniffing twats |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer dogs are cute and fluffy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They're stupid twats |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My pug is a lovely dog |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Your pug is an ugly fucker |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Cats rule |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Especially Ninja |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That boy is feared throughout the city |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Other cats quake when they see that ginger mane |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How did he get in a shed anyway? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He doesn't even have opposable thumbs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll fucking give him Leo's thumbs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ..and yours you hopeless twats |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That boy cheers me up every day |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Such a cuddly, belligerent menace |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Claws like steel |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Leo.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I find out he's been off taking shots and playing softball |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear I'll fucking invade Poland again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Not Russia though |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I wasn't very well when I made that decision |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I had a really bad head cold |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sounds like Leo's fucked |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I love that little furball |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He just...really brightens my day |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The way he purrs |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fur like a pair of silk pyjamas |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I had an army of Ninjas I could take on the world |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even Birmingham |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He's not even my cat |
