| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, it's the polls. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're slipping in Pennsylvania |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Selzer has us down 3 in Iowa |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Down 3 in Iowa? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's a highly respected poll, Sir. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I cannot believe what I'm hearing! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What's next, Texas is in play? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ah, Gauleiter Cruz is only up by 2, actually. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And there are worrying trends in Florida. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, if you leave now, you can be in Saudi Arabia by Tuesday |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No. We cannot give up Mar a Lago! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We had this election sewed up. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | And then you idiots came along! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You promised me we'd be running against Biden! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's old, he's weak, you promised me. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Instead, we got the schwarze! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Loomer can't even hold it together over there |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I haven't made a tee time in weeks! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Where is Charlie Kirk's GOTV? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I thought he was Charlie Hustle! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's, um, lacking, Sir. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The kids think he's... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | repellant. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Repellant! Did I drive that garbage truck |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | for nothing?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And what about Musk? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That potato can't even light a fire |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | under a goddamned rocket! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Walz was right, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he dances like a first-class dipshit! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Throwing all that money into the race |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and what's he got to show for it? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Three guys |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | in the back of a panel van. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I've got better crews of Mexicans |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | cleaning the toilets at Bedminster! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is why I don't trust immigrants! Not even Melania! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All you idiots had to do |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | was suppress the vote |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and follow Bannon and Orban's plan. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I need Bannon. Where is Bannon?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | In jail. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Himmel! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We should never have let that comedian |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | on stage at the Garden. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Down in Iowa by 3, what a world. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Break out the emergencycans. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I have to suffer corn shits for 8 years, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | you're coming down with me. |
